Stressed out? Whack a Dammit Doll, feel better! Dammit Dolls are great gag gifts for coworkers and friends. Stress relief can be fun!
We ship you a Dammit Doll that we think you will LOVE unconditionally. They are all cute as heck. We will send you our most favorite design pattern we have in stock at the time of your order. Your design will vary and will be a surprise!
I have so many bills I could throw them in a pool and go swimming. My work hours are higher than my paycheck. Can Dammit Dolls give me the stress-free billionaire life I deserve?
If only, DAMMIT! We’d love to promise you the world and more but we aren’t liars, or your ex. We’ll stick to the simple promise that when it comes to a little stress relief we’re your best bet. Whack away all that bottled up frustration while shouting your favorite obscenities. Feel better!
Out damn spot! Out! How do I wash my doll/pillow/head, DAMMIT?
We get it. The slamming and whacking took a dirty turn. We’re going to have to ask you to refrain from the usual spin cycle. These gifts are spot clean only, DAMMIT! Time to get friendly with your Tide pen.
My stitches have come undone figuratively and literally! Can I have a refund, a new Dammit Doll or free therapy?
We understand that sometimes, in the name of stress relief, slamming and whacking can lead to wearing and tearing. First off, we must compliment you on your strength and anxiety levels. You go, you little frazzled superstar! That being said, we are firm believers in the “ya break it ya bought it” philosophy. As much as we’d love to replace your doll because you beat the crap out of it, We just can’t. We’re a business with silly business problems like paying grown-up bills and junk like that.